The great and powerful Fauci says: “Looks like it’s going to be a long, dark winter, thanks to the millions of people that disobeyed me and went to football games unprotected. I’m going to have to punish all of you. Seven more boosters each! And triple masks! Now, go to your rooms! And don’t come out until I say so! The great and powerful Fauci has spoken!!”

No mandates. Leave kids and teachers alone.