As a wimpy creature who lives in fear of the boogyman and clowns under the bed, I am terrified some gun will jump out of it's holster and shoot everyone within 100 yards.

Because of those irrational fears I want to cede all responsibility for my personal safety to some no guns allowed sign decreed by some rich elected official who travels with armed secuirty everywhere he goes.

Please protect me from evil because I am afraid to protect myself.